A Little Monday Morning Levity

Enhanced Interrogation Techniques in Nevada??

I was driving through Harry Reid's Nevada this last week, and I saw a sign that showed me they were serious about interrogating terror suspects in that state. I'm not quite sure how they do it without objections from the ACLU. I mean, they object to pouring water on a suspect's face in waterboarding. How in the world do they get away with..."horse boarding"?




I mean, what else could it be?

What's the Motivation for All of the Sudden Sexual Allegations Against Herman Cain?

Unless you've been in a come for the last twenty four to forty eight hours, you've heard something of the allegations of a sexual nature against Herman Cain. Now, one might expect it is simply the product of being a front runner. One of Cain's opponents is afraid of him rising in the polls and takes a preemptive swing at the front runner in order to drag him down. But, I think there might be something else in play.

Most Democrats have become disenchanted with Barack Obama. They long for the days of Bill Clinton in the White House. Maybe this is a concerted effort to make Cain look more like Clinton?


Maybe a Karl Rove/James Carvillesque campaign strategist figured that the Hermanator would appeal to Democrats more if he had a little more of Clinton's bad boy in him?

Obama is a lost cause. No one would ever believe that he would cheat on Michelle! Not if he knows what's good for him! Michelle's got him by at least twenty pounds, and with those "well toned upper arms" everyone's always talking about, she would beat him within an inch of his life! Besides, not only does she have his "family jewels" locked away in her jewelry box, but she has the look and the reputation of someone you do not want to cross!

Obama might ogle the girls' butts, but Herman is the one with the twinkle in his eye who doesn't need a teleprompter to chat up the ladies. And Mitt?? Mitt wouldn't even cheat on his taxes! Yeah. I'm thinking it's Bad Boy Herman Cain they're marketing in 2012.

"Longing for the days of Bill Clinton? I've got your Bill Clinton right here!"

Mr. Cain: I am available to write your campaign copy for you. But don't wait too long! The Huntsman campaign is in need of some sweet, sweet scandal. Or some NO-DOZ®...

(Author now removes tongue that was firmly planted in cheek.)

A Little Thursday Afternoon Humor

This first joke I heard on the radio last night, barreling up I-5:

Q) "How do you starve an Obama supporter?"

A) "Hide his food stamps under his work boots."

The second just comes from sleep deprivation (and a touch of Michael Ramirez):

Q) "What do you get when you put a Kenyan, with a North Korean jobs plan, on a Canadian bus?"

A) "I don't know either, but what made you think of Obama?"

"Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!"

You see the picture of Obama with various world leaders, where he sticks up his hand to wave, as though he was the only one worth noticing?

Here's a close up detail of that picture:

"I Don't Have to Apologize for Defending America" -video

Black comedian takes on Hispanic heckler in Phoenix.

H/T The Blaze

"His Master's Voice"

"His Master's Voice"



The old RCA dog had nothing on Obama!

A Tale of Three Presidents

FDR: We have nothing to fear, but fear itself!



HST: The buck stops here!



BHO: You have nothing to fear. Had the buck stopped here, I would have spent it!