Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Tonight

...on CBS



I'll be in my bunk!

Proof Positive Welcomes El Opinador Compulsivo to the Blog Roll

We welcome El Opinador Compulsivo (Literally: "The Compulsive Opinion"), to our blog roll, which I take to mean roughly "everyone is entitled to our opinion". They are out of Argentina, and the blog is primarily en Español. But, as our new friend Mike has pointed out, "Rule5 is a universal language".

We will be inking to some of their Opiladies in the Saturday Linkaround, but if you are conversant en Español, stop by and see if you really are entitled to their opinion! I'm thinking...yes!

Bye Week for 9-2 Niners...

...is no excuse not to showcase the team's strengths!

TSA Gives You a Lift

For all you contemplating holiday travel out there...



Update : Context is everything. In fairness to the TSA agent who appears to have an evil grin on his face, in the original photo, he is smiling at a nun.

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...



I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

7-1 Niners Take on 6-2 NY Giants Today

And here, for luck, are the SF 49er cheerleaders!



Raise your right foot if you think the Niners will win today!

Update : Niners leading 9 to 6 at the end of the half, in a kicking duel.

UpdateII : First two minutes of the fourth quarter, a touch down, a two point conversion (the Niner's first attempt this season), an interception and another touchdown put the 49er's ahead 27-13.

UpdateIII : Turn out the lights! NY missed a fourth down conversion in the red zone and the Niners took over with 34 seconds on the clock. It's all over but the shouting!

Niners go to eight and one.

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...




I may not be sure exactly what they're selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...



I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...



I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Oil Boom No Bust for Strippers in ND

Energy, its exploration and removal, fuels an economic recovery in North Dakota. Why doesn't the Obama administration take the hint and open more of America's natural resources to fuel the national economy?

H/T Rob Port

The Women of PETA XXVII

To the delight of some and the chagrin of others, after a long hiatus, we continue with one more tribute to those lovely lasses who would bare their assets to further the cause of PETA. Because the world needs naked, nearly naked and vegetable clad vegetarians!

Friday Night Babe

Tonight's FNB* is Natalia Vodianova!

(*a.k.a. Rule Five Friday)

Vintage Babe of the Week

Tonight's Vintage Babe* is Jeanne Crain!
(*a.k.a. Rule Five Thursday)












Like fine wines, the ladies improve with age!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...



I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

(Brazilian Toyota ad, 1999)

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...



I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...



I may not be sure exactly what they're selling, (Yeah. Right!) but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Banned Sex in Advertising -video

I suppose I could have saved this for "Sex in Advertising", but it might have lost a bit of its topical flavor.

Brazil's ministry for women has called for a TV advertisement featuring supermodel Gisele Bundchen in her underwear to be suspended.

The ministry has asked the advertising authorities to ban the lingerie ad, which it says "reinforces the erroneous stereotyping of women as sex objects".

In the ad, a scantily-clad Ms Bundchen distracts her husband while telling him bad news, such as damaging the car.

Are they suggesting to take the "bra" out of "Brazil"? I don't know about you, but she could wreck my car, any day!

Cross posted at Reaganite Republican

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...





I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!

Sex in Advertising

For all you connoisseurs of advertising...







I may not be sure exactly what she's selling, but, I'm pretty sure I'm in the market!



H/T Daily Gator

Stripper Lawyer Raises the Bar

When lawyers pass the bar, is it supposed to be vertical?



Charles Dickens once wrote: "The law is an ass." Very prescient.

A lawyer has told how she turned to stripping to pay bills after struggling to find a legal job in recession-weary America. The attorney, giving her name only as Carla, graduated from law school ten years ago. But after being made redundant in 2009, she had to take drastic action to avoid drowning in a sea of student loans and other debts.

Next time you hear of someone who lost the shirt off their back in the Obama recession, think of poor Carla! Did you hear the one about the lawyer who lost her suit?

H/T Memeorandum