“Over the weekend in New York, two Occupy Wall Street protesters got married at the protest. They are registered at Bed, Bath, and Seriously, You Need to Take a Bath.”
–Conan O’Brien
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Showing posts with label Conan O’Brien. Show all posts
Thursday, November 24, 2011
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–Conan O’Brien
Friday, November 4, 2011
Quote du jour
“President Obama’s teleprompter was stolen. Police are on the lookout for a thief that’s eloquent and spreading a message of hope.”
–Conan O’Brien
Monday, October 24, 2011
Quote du jour
“Scientists have discovered that Texas and Antarctica were once linked. They say their first clue was when they were shot at by penguins.”
–Conan O’Brien
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